Junky Christian Jewerly

Just in case anyone needs a Christmas gift for your tackier Christian friends...

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And remember to write "Merry Christmas" on the card, not "Happy Holidays," damnit!

God's Last Name

Well, let's think about this. Jesus is the son of God, and we know Jesus was Jewish. So I guess God's last name is probably something like Steinberg or Berkowitz.

Don't Be a Fool!

We are pretty confused with this piece of Christian junk mail.

On the front is your run-of-the-mill fake $100-bill...

On the back, well, this is where things get junky...

We're pretty sure this tract is worth 100 salvation bucks at your local Lifeway Christian Store. FYI, 500 salvation bucks gets you a koozie that say "Keeping It Chill with Jesus"

How To Meet Christian Singles

Dear God,
I delight in you. I really really really do.

Now please hook me up with this cute blond in the knit toboggan cap...

Thanks for sending us this Christian junk email, Matt. 

Prayer and Patriotism

A little card to put in your wallet to help remember what really matters...

Little white children, prayer, and the American flag. In that order.

Godless Americans

Politics and religion go together like biscuits and gravy. Here's some junk mail produced by an organization affiliated with Elizabeth Dole, the Republican Senator from North Carolina who was trying to win reelection in 2008. 

There's nothing like painting a political opponent as an atheist who hates Christmas and the Pledge of Allegiance. 

This ad is a prime example of what rhetoricians call a false analogy. It also follows the post hoc, ergo propter hoc formula of argumentation that is pretty common in political advertisements. 

Elizabeth Dole lost reelection, by the way.

Parking and Petting 2

The second half of this timeless classic...

"Society is geared to expect most young people to enter a happy, fruitful, and constructive marriage. If the physical relationship that will make this hope a reality is dissipated by indiscriminate petting in the teens, the future stretches ahead as a dismal, rather than rosy path" (pg 11)


"Who knows how many young women have suffered the consequences of dressing too scantily? How many boys have been emboldened to make passes at young girls after being inflamed by the indecent dress worn by the fairer sex" (pg 17)

Parking and Petting 1

If you didn't know, "parking and petting" is quickly becoming a national hazard. Or, at least it once was. Th evidence is below. Here is the first half of the text. Click each pic to enlarge.

"If girls could only understand the fact that, although they might not be easily aroused by petting, the boy can be driven to the point of no return after only a few minutes of this, then girls would be more careful in granting such liberties" pg 6.

Godly Love Baptist Wants You!

A place where boys become men.

Welcome to Christian Junk Mail!

 

This blog is an experiment of sorts. Christian junk mail, indeed all religious junk mail, is memorable in one way or another, and this is a site that celebrates the tackiness and trashiness of the documents that get disseminated in the name of evangelism. They might be missives, flyers, political propaganda, tracts, or generic letters, but regardless they all claim religious truth as an excuse to clutter your mailbox.

We want this site to be successful, so visitors like you should save religious junk mail you receive and send it to us so that we can share it here.

You can send scans of your junk mail to wdatelon@yahoo.com. If you want to send the actual hard copies of your junk mail, send a note to the above email address.